Monday, November 28, 2005

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THE BITE!
If you give an inch they'll want a mile. The two Caballeros
discovered why they were detained in BC Norte, becausee of the
massive Latino protest over, get this, Mexicans want driver's
licenses given to any and all who wants one. No questions asked.
Meicanss love coming into our country, make hard earned gardener
money, cash their pay check, go to the local liquor store, buy a
suitcase size Bud Lite, official beer of Mexico, slam it down Friday
night, get in their work truck with rakes, brooms, burlap, and
leaf-blowers, enter the wrong-way to the freeway, plough head
on into a family of El Salvadorans, jump out, and run home to Mexico.
The uninsured El Salvadorians go on State aid while the protesters
scream this would never happen if America gave illegals licenses.
Someone mentioned to the two Cabelleros, if you go to Mexico
unbothered, theMexi's feel they should come here unchallenged.
If you want to be a part of Mexico apply for citizenship, they'd love
to have you.

Courtesy Ël Gringo Gazzette Ensenada BC DF. 11/28/2005

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