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A REVIEW OF SURF WISE,
THE FILM ABOUT DORIAN "DOC" PASKOWITZ:
"We were born because Doc wanted to repopulate the world with Jews."
Really, that is Doc's "Great Plan."
His own children say so in the film itself.
“A plan it populate the planet with only one race is as offensive as a plan to eliminate one race from the planet.” - Anonymous
- but a true statment
Other quotes from the film:
His daughter, about her life living full time in Doc’s 24-foot motorhome with 10 other people: It “definitely scarred me sexually” (and when she describes why, I completely agree with her)
. . . and about her parents (2 of the 11 people living in the motorhome): “they could care less”
Doc opposes taking any medicine. He opposes anyone trying to get anything positive out of Dr. Phil, etc. Doc Paskowitz is crazier than Tom Cruise. He’s not just a crazy old man, he has been a nut all his life. This film shows that.
Other quotes from the film itself:
“[Doc] was very self-servicing.” - No schit, Sherlock!
“What kind of Jew says ‘I’m not going to send my kids to school?’” - Again, his own daughter speaking in the film.
“[Doc] raised his children to be like wolves.” - jackals is more like it.
This film is as offensive as a film glorifying Hitler and his Master Plan. If ever there were a film that should be burned for being both offensive and stupid, this is it.
This film pushes the Jewish Cause - to at long last stop being blamed for all the varied woes of mankind, back two centuries to when they were blamed for the death of the son of a carpenter from Nazareth.
Oh Gene, this is terrible. I have a bit role in Doug's film about the good Doc. You must remember, "If you ain't on the page, you ain't on the stag"e. The young daughter was filmed 3 hours, you know how editing works. They took 3 hours, whittled down to 6 seconds, you know the rest.
If I said it once, I've said it a thousand times, it's not how big the wave, it's how large the circulation. I know you hear what I'm saying.
no work here
Fluffer, wtf does that mean,"No work here?" It plays here every 90 seconds, it works wonderfully.
I think Fluffer's comment pertains to the Jewish man's manhood, or rather lack there of. But that's just a guess.
NEVER JUDGE A MAN UNLESS YOU'VE WALKED A MILE IN HIS MOCCASINS.
and never judge a man who wears speedos, he just sentenced himself.
I gotta go with the Doc on this one. Dorian Paskowitz, talking about the film, says ”I didn't want anything to do with it, and I still don't want to see it.” That’s good enough for me. I’m not wasting my time on it even if it comes with a free hotel stay, limo ride, champagne, and a promise to cross-promote my three health fitness books.
Have Mercy,'Dora Said'. Staff has a question for you. When is Rensin's book about Dora coming out, you know it's been 5 years now. You know SURFWISE is out April 11 nationwide. Remember, in the game you must go with the flow. You saw yesterday, if you ain't on the page, you ain't on the stage.
Prolly, the reason Paskie doesn't want to view hisself is he is not 24 years of age any longer, don't you know.
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