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Thursday, January 10, 2008
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Tubesteak of Malibu
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...as the camera pans back from the sand and onto a sunburt balding head......"Hey you with the beer, you, with the red cup of wine, give us a hand here with these logs. We're taking them to Tubes driveway and making an amphitheatre with them. What better way to make lemons out of sand than to sit at Tubes, drink his booze, and listen to 'talk story'?"
What's that smell?
Director's Chair, Tube does 'not talk story'. Like all Surf Legends, he simply bullschitts. Incidentaly, Director, a camera doest pan back.
Okay anonymous, I'll bite.
What is it called when a camera, on a track, is pulled back (without using any zoom features)?
I can agree with you that it is not called panning back (if you say so), but enlighten us, what is it called? Really, I don't know. Do you?
Tube: I just wanted to tell you that some guy(s) are running around claiming to be lawyers for SIMA and/or officiers of the DLSA, etc., and threatening to sue people. One is named Bobby Trendy or something. Anyway, I'm sure that they're just some internet trolls impersoninig the real officers of the DLSA, so don't be fooled by these wankers.
Writer on Strike, tracking shot, sometimes called a trolley shot. BTW, we have no affiliation with the Doheny Longboard Association, especially since they were the driving force behind Mongoose's 83rd birthday party.
Serioulsy, who's Mongoose?
If you went to any beach and asked is Mongoose here, you know who'd stand up, yep Mickey Munoz.
So I guess you've never seen any of my movies.
DIRECTOR, NOPE, BUT i'M LOOKING FOWARD TO THE OPPROTUNITY
Who said the writers were on strike? I want to sign you boys, men, girls, women, all of you. Call me and my people will call your people.
People, what people?
Hoity, you don't actually think I write this do you?
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