SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT!

With all the experts giving free advice, well, none worked.
Vblog's $92,000.00 Westinghouse 1400 video betacam has
gone kapoot. No more Vblogs. Now, you must put up with the
written word 'till the problem is solved, which may take
forever, but you must take the sweet with the bitter, or
someting like that. San Onofre has obviously had it. Tomorrow,
we turn to so-called surf contest judges, who have a worst
outlook than surf shop managers, and you know what I mean,
don't youu? I knew you would. Anyways, see you tomorrow.

Written by Urban Legend.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES