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Two Mexicans are riding along Pacific Coast Highway on a
motorcycle. They break down and start hitching a lift.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask
him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the truck as he is
carrying 20,000 bowling balls.
The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit
in the back with their bike will he take them and he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the
back of the truck so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his
way.
By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.
Sure enough the Highway Patrol pulls him over for speeding. The
good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies
jokingly-- "Mexican eggs".
The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a
look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He
gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as
possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so
many officers.
"I've got a truck with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it - 2 have hatched
and the bastards have managed to steal a motorcycle already
ED, please get fresh material. That gag is older than the hills. As a matter of fact Kilroy was using it back in thr forties. The only difference was they were Polocks, not Mexi's.
I wish I lived where you live!
When I look slightly to the left, I'm looking out an upstairs window down on where the neighbors park. When I look far right, I'm looking in a closet.
Man O man, do you have the view Tubesteak! San Onofre to Dana Point!
Why yes, thank you, 'So Jealous', it truly is a viewers panorama. Actually, you can go into the room behind me, look out the window and see Lake Elsinore.
Damn Tube, you are living the life!
It seems so different for me. The room behind me is a bathroom, then behind that my bedroom. The bedroom has a window, but it looks more south than the east you look upon when you're looking at Lake Elsinore.
But we do have somethings in common. I can't stand what's happened to 'Nofre and 'Blu. Also, I gots me some women who keeps wandering by in the background, much like you.
Keep those posts coming my friend.
So Jealous, have you been to Chucky Cheese, I know you have, you've seen those characters on the wall, well those gals you see here are merely mannaquens, or something like that. Stay tined for more.
"All the secrets revealed."
You live up to your word.
Thanks, So Jealous, you ain't seen nutten' yet. Try $6.00 a gallon, more home foreclosures, soaring produce prices, anything you don't need is on the way.
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