Febuary 14, 2005 Dinner is Served.

The gang had such a swell day at 'Nofre yesterday, they
decided to head out shopping for Valaintine's Day Dinner.
They went directly to Stater Bros. The Grunion, Sea Cucumber,
and The Snail. were the first in the store, grabbed a cart, going
straight for the liquor section. Under orders from THEBIGKOOK
himself, the rest of the fellows selected items that would make a
bountiful harvest table at their section of the wet sand. They ran
up and aisles jamming groceries in their carts. Makings for the
mashed 'tators, biscuits, pumpkin pies, butter, stuffings, cranberrys,
olives, chips and dips. What was extra funny this elderly San Clemente
phart asked Sea Cucumber if they were a Mennonite family. When
THEBIGKOOK heard that he said, let's get the heck outta here, I don't
want to labeled. When they arrived back at Old''Nofre, Ranger Ephriam
granted them 24 hours to store the grub in latrine #4 as long as they
clean up after themselves. Ranger Craig handed BIGKOOK an RSVP
for the love fest dinner from, you guessed it, Joeleen the Trailer Queen.

Written by Amish Andy, Farmer Boy Inc. Ontario
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES